Reach out and gas someone
While not what Alexander Graham Bell had in mind for his invention, it is certainly funny. Dial-A-Fart is a grad school project of a friend of mine. The system will let you enter a phone number, and after a .99 cent payment, will call the number and deliver one of five selected farts. For the time being, the area codes seem to be limited to the Greater Cincinnati Area.
Has to be seen to be believed.
From the site:
Send the gift of a fart to the number of your choice. You pick the number and the fart of your choice and we’ll make sure it gets to the recipient.
 

